Snow Day!!

This is what people who don't live in the snow do:

Freak out when the temperatures hit the teens.
Panic when any kind of precipitation falls from the sky.
Close down all schools and places of business.
Take pictures of the 1/28 an inch of ice on the ground outside the house.
Bundle the kids up in makeshift winter clothes they wear one day out of the year and send them outside to freeze  play.